1. I have these creepy little fantasies. Not like getting raped or anything, but getting wrapped up in duct tape, getting fucked, getting left for dead, then getting revenge on the four guys who did it. And I know exactly who they are...
2. Sometimes I feel the moon is my companion and the sun my enemy.
3. I hope all the Twitards out there hear this. There is no Edward and you're boyfriend is probably the best you'll get with your stupid little obsession. I hope I didn't start a Five Secrets war.
4. I will KILL to suck a certain guy's dick.
5. OMFG I LOVE LLOYD SO MUCH HE'S SO SMEXII
No, I'm no that Internet stupid, but yeah, that guy is hot. And he can sing.
Bonus: "Like yeah/I'm off my top/I'm higher than anyone was at Woodstock" Isn't that clever? I think it is.
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