The fairer sex

1. I am a man who believes that women are the superior sex. My heart aches to see a world run by women who I believe could do a much better job than men.
2. I find it very frustrating that I live in a society where I feel that I am unable to show women the respect that they rightly deserve without it being misunderstood. I do try my best, being as polite and courtious to women as I possibly can, but it is a shame that it isn't socially acceptable to kneel to women or to bow to them on order to show my respect.
3. There have been a few times when I have confessed my ideas and feelings on female superiority to some of my closest female friends. They didn't really get where I was coming from, believing my ideas were sexually motivated, thinking me to be into the S&M scene. I found it frustrating trying to get them to understand that this is really one of my true beliefs.
4. I only apply for jobs where I know that I'll be working for a female boss. At the moment I am employed in an environment which is dominated by a female workforce, so not only do I have a female boss, but I'm also under female middle managers which suits me fine. I pay them as much respect as possible, but I think that they cannot understand why I always refuse promotions.
5. I know my place. I know that I can never be as good as a woman. I consider myself to be the property of all women and it is my duty to be as obedient and respectful of my female betters as is humanely possible.