A cat named Puff

1) Just a couple of mornings ago I was dreaming about peeing. I woke up very suddenly when I actually started peeing myself. Luckily I caught myself before I wet the bed; only my panties got wet. This has NEVER happened before and I hope it never happens again. I haven’t told anyone about it.
2) I have a puffy pussy (all you BBWs out there will understand that).
3) I like my pubic hair completely shaven off. It feels so good and clean. My husband shaves me—he says that giving oral sex is much better when I am shaved. Makes sense. I can’t shave myself because I can’t reach all those nooks and crannies. My husband likes doing it anyway….he says my pussy is beautiful and he loves to look at it.
4) Today (June 1) is my wedding anniversary. I am treating a yeast infection and can’t have sex with my husband; I don’t want to give him my infection. What a great present.  /sarcasm/
5) I have ‘peach fuzz’ on my face. It is very blonde and not really noticeable, but I shave it off anyway.