Major Boobage

1) I now weigh over 300 lbs. I know I am fat on the outside, but I don’t always feel fat. Being fat has major disadvantages in our society, but also brings me some indescribable sense of comfort.
2) I wear a 46 K bra. If my boobs get any bigger, what in hell will I wear? It’s already very difficult to find bras—and they cost a fortune!
3) I am 36 and already experiencing premature menopause symptoms. I don’t know whether to be thankful (I hate periods) or frightened.
4) I quit shaving my armpits a year ago. Luckily I don’t have much body hair; you can’t even tell my pits aren’t shaved unless you are looking very closely.
5) Anyone reading this may seriously question my sex appeal, but my husband is very turned on by me (go figure!). I am an artist, a free spirit, and really don’t give a fuck what people think of me. Is it that confidence that is a turn on? I don’t know if I am attractive to other men, but does it really matter?