Doomed to flat hair

* i am on my early 20s n recently started masturbating, it was awsome, wonder why i didnt do it earlier
* just like i read in books i imagined my co worker going down on me n it makes me come every time..at work he just makes me chuckle
* i was so desperate for it last week tht i looked around for every tool possible n finally ended up fucking my sister's hair curler..haha tht was the closest to a dick
*worse part...i was on my period and ended up making up the curler as disgusting as it could get
*im never using my sister's hair curler to curl my hair ever again