I'd avoid thinking about tampons if I were you

1.) I've snuck out of my house many times to hang out with my friends

2,) The thought of tampons disgusts me.

3.) If I had the chance I'd fuck Noel Fielding. And if he refused, I'd rape that bitch.

4.) I wanna drop someone just so I can say "I dropped that mother fucker"

5.) I'm decent looking to say the least, bi, and STILL single. Pisses me off.

*BONUS* All my family is Christian. Except me.