A man of few words

1: I had phone sex with some random guy. And my boyfriend who I love so very much doesn't know. I'll never hurt him by telling him!

2: I used to wear underwear that wasn't washed, and that weren't mine.

3: I still look at other guys when I am using the urinal.

4: I stole a lot of stuff from my father. I'll never come clean.

5: I have conflicting opinions, and I feel like I may have early psychosis.